Beelzebreast is a dark comedy animation pilot being developed by Profound Visuals.
Created by Thomas Hautaniemi.
Animated by Dru Shaw.
High school is hard when you’re a demon.
It’s even harder when you spout giant breasts out of nowhere… like, actual lady lumps… in front of the entire school!
Meet Beelzebreast. Demon, Bully-hater, and Very Well Endowed.
Powered by rage against the angels who bullied him as a teenager, Beelze seeks vengeance by waging war on heaven and earth, while taking down as many innocent souls as he can in the process.
Amidst the fighting and bloodshed, he encounters his former bullies in the line of duty which forces him to revisit his past and come to some profound realizations about life, letting go, and just being yourself.
Come along on this journey of admittedly, rather bizarre growing pains with our anti-hero Beelze. Cringe at his traumatic flashbacks, applaud him as he kicks angel butt, and cheer him on as he finds love and eventual peace through self-acceptance.
Funny, absurd, yet painfully realistic – Beelzebreast is essentially a story about self-discovery and resilience that will get you thinking.
Each episode starts in the present, then takes us back to a pivotal point in the demon’s life which has shaped him to be who he is today.
Watch the pilot below to meet our Prince of Darkness! Keep reading for the full Pilot script, character design and concept art.
EXT. INFERNAL FIELDS OF EPIC BATTLE – DAY
Across blackened terrain trudges an ARMY OF DEMONS, led by BEELZEBREAST (red flesh and horns, evil eyes look… bored).
It’s tough to be the king.
No mercy, demons! Let’s kick soul!
Cowering ahead of them are SOULS, glowing figures that represent earth-bound humans. The demons raise PITCHFORKS –
– and stab into the souls ruthlessly. As they do, the souls sink into the ground – heading to hell… with commentary:
This is because of all the porn, isn’t it. Meh. It was worth it.
This is cuz of all the cheerleader killing, isn’t it? Worth it.
Wait. Are you telling me L. Ron Hubbard is full of shit?
But then the winnowing of the souls is interrupted by:
No mercy, angels! Let’s save souls!
Aw, for Satan’s sake…
He looks with disdain up at the sun-blazing sky, from which dive bomb a MYRIAD OF ANGELS, led by a pompous douchebag:
ARCHIE (blonde, beautiful, perfect), who blasts into
Beelzebreast – the two exchanging blows as they roll through
the battlefield. All around them, Angels lift up souls…
So much recycling!
I was so young. Just a cheerleader.
Weird. I’m an atheist. Score.
Archie and Beelzebreast face off. We get our first look at BEELZEBREAST’S ARMOR OF DAMNATION, spiked and ornate – scary
howling wolf face in the center. Archie snickers at it:
Well met, ‘Belze’ – and what fancy new armor! Why’s there a vagina in the middle of it?
Entire battle record scratch moment: the entire battlefield,
Angels and Demons and Souls, all turn to Beelzebreast.
(looking down, confused)
Wha? It’s a wolf. No it’s-
Oh yeah. I see what he means.
CLOSE ON: the lips and snarl of the wolf’s “mouth” on the armor sure do look like a… yep.
You’ve got pussy armor, Belzy.
The entire battlefield laughs at him as Beelzebreast looks over at the newest voice, which belongs to:
FEATHER (blond, beautiful, perfect – a female Archie but with inner beauty too). She gives Beelzebreast a shrug: it’s true.
Thanks for the no help, Feather.
Aw, man. I haven’t laughed at you this hard in years. And you’re still covering up those high school blossoms of yours!
By Beelzebreast’s side, a DEMI-DEMON lifts an eyebrow.
Can you imagine going to high school with that milky snot?
Don’t have to. I did…
SMASH CUT TO:
EXT. JESUS H. SATAN HIGH SCHOOL – DAY
A building just like any everyday school, but the landscape is charred hell on one side, fluffy clouds the other –
– a collection of TEEN ANGELS AND DEMONS mill about.
… and Archie made my high school hell.
You mean in a g-
No, not in a good way.
A TEEN BEELZEBREAST lifts books into his locker with his forked tail, until HIS TAIL GETS SLAMMED IN THE DOOR BY –
– TEEN ARCHIE (wings with frosted tips, Affliction tee with across). His ANGEL ENTOURAGE snicker around him, including:
Leave him alone, Archie, ‘kay?
She kisses him on the cheek leaving a golden kiss mark. Teen Archie clocks Teen Beelzebreast watching her with desire.
Feather’s kisses leave a mark for days. You can be jealous all week.
Flap off and die, Archie-
He stops, looks down – something about him feels strange…
TEEN BEELZEBREAST (CONT’D)
CLOSE ON: His chest as two large bulges suddenly appear!
Bros, you seeing this? Demon’s got-
Right before their eyes, and to Teen Beelzebreast’s horror, the bulges on his chest BURST EVEN LARGER!
TEEN ARCHIE (CONT’D)
He’s got tits! Damn, they’re knockers too! Demon milk jugs!
RIIIIIIIP! His shirt tears down the middle at the new-grown breasts! He SCREAMS and runs off as the entire school laughs.
EXT. INFERNAL FIELDS OF EPIC BATTLE – DAY
Years later, here, the laughter continues. Even Beelzebreast’s fellow demons are laughing at him, until:
I’m not ashamed! This is all me!
He YANKS OFF HIS ARMOR PLATE to reveal –
– his BREASTS. The entire field of battle gasps! Then cheers!
Then laughs even harder. But:
Wait, is that? Naw, that can’t be.
CLOSE ON: Beelzebreast’s nipples…
… each with a golden kiss mark around them!
Sorry Feather, our secrets out.
There. Now you can be jealous all week!
The crowd turns on Archie, pointing fingers and tails.
Feather? He’s prankin’ right?
There’s no way you’d-
Sorry, baby. He brings out the bad girl in me.
Feather moves to Beelzebreast’s side. He wraps his tail around her thigh and holds her close.
(overcome; bratty tears)
Angels! To the heavens!
He screams and soars straight up – expecting to be followed – but the angels don’t find him too inspiring right now.
Should we just-
Yeah, we should follow him. He might try to self-harm.
They flutter after. Feather starts to rise as well.
Sorry baby. I better go too. Be back once heaven falls asleep – probably around 9 after NCIS. God, I hate it up there.
The heavens open, GOD looks down – bummed.
Sorry, I didn’t mean it! Coming!
As she flies away, the demons stare at Beelzebreast slackjawed and amazed. He lifts his arms, flexes –
– and shows off his breasts with pride… especially adorned with Feather’s kiss marks. He winks to the camera.
On second thought? It’s good to be the king…
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